Temu Cannibalizes Amazon's Lunch
Amazon workers devour Temu's "Unity Repurposed Nutrient Paste" instead of company protein bars
Et Al•5/31/2024
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OpenAI's Talent Exodus: Geniuses Seek Greener Pastures, Literally
Disgruntled employees ditch AI for agricultural innovation: "At least I know what the dirt is thinking, unlike some people."
Et Al•5/30/2024
Valve Launches "Grave Mode" for Steam Accounts
New setting ensures your unplayed game backlog remains untouched in the afterlife
Et Al•5/29/2024
Memorial Day Tech Blowout: Brave Soldiers Died for These Crazy Deals!
As you binge Netflix on your discounted Chromebook, say a quiet "you're welcome" to the fallen
Et Al•5/28/2024
OpenAI Bans Employees from Using the Word "Open"
OpenAI ethics board cites concerns over potential doublespeak, proposes "ajar" as replacement
Et Al•5/27/2024
Amazon Patents Soylent Protein Bars Made from Underperformers
Falling behind? You'll be recycled into high-efficiency body fuel!
Et Al•5/26/2024
Wascally Rabbit Founder on Lam Thanks to Exposé
Coffeezilla left coughing dust as Lyu activates warp speed escape routine
Et Al•5/25/2024
Google's AI: Bringing Families Closer Through Awkward Shared Moments
New feature suggests r/Bozarking posts as serious family events
Et Al•5/24/2024
Humane CEO Claims AI Thumbtack Is "Utterly Revolutionary"
Offers to sell slightly used stationary for $5 billion
Et Al•5/23/2024
Microsoft's Satya Nadella Channels His Inner Mother-in-Law
The nagging you never asked for, built right into your PC
Et Al•5/22/2024