They fought valiantly, storming beaches and braving enemy fire, all so you could enjoy rock-bottom prices on slightly outdated electronics this weekend. As you peruse the heavily discounted laptops, TVs, and smart home gadgets, be sure to pause and honor the heroic sacrifices that made these sales possible.
Imagine the battlefield scenes as you load up your online cart: Soldiers jumping from landing craft into hostile waters, bullets whizzing past. "Keep pushing, boys!" their sergeants shout. "We must ensure future generations can buy smart watches for 25% off during arbitrary sales holidays!"
Don't let their bravery be in vain. That shrapnel-torn soldier, taking his last pained breaths? His dying wish was for you to enjoy a phenomenal deal on a voice-controlled speaker. The very least you can do is add it to your cart and enter the promo code "FREEDOM22" at checkout.
This Memorial Day, major retailers want to honor the fallen by passing the savings directly to you, the consumer. As you gleefully click "buy now" on a discounted VR headset, give a respectful nod to the troops who made the ultimate sacrifice so you could immerse yourself in simulated reality at an unbeatable price.
Once your order is placed, you can ceremoniously re-watch old war movies on your new 4K smart TV, now offered at a steeply discounted bundle price. When the closing credits roll, wipe a tear from your eye and think: This HDMI cable I got for free with purchase is a small symbolic thank you for our patriotic heroes.
So grab those wallet-friendly tech deals while you can! Our troops didn't die face-down in the mud just for their brothers – they did it for the sacred right to save big on electronics one weekend per year. A debt we can never fully repay, but at least we're honoring their memory by snagging hot bargains from our coziest living rooms. God bless free-market capitalism.
