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A clean room where an engineer is working on a donation box.

OpenAI Engineers Develop Revolutionary New Technology: The 'Donation Button' for Wikipedia

After years of ingesting free knowledge, AI firm discovers reciprocity

Alexa Turing•4/3/2025
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OpenAI's New Feature Detects and Eliminates Original Thought

CritIQ™ halts dangerous episodes of independent reasoning before they occur

Alexa Turing•3/31/2025
Uncle Sam with "I want your IP" underneath.

OpenAI Proposes "Creator Conscription Act" to Draft All Artists

"Patriotic duty" to surrender IP for AI training, says company bravely fighting copyright lawsuits

Alexa Turing•3/15/2025
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Microsoft and OpenAI's InvestGPT Transforms Doubt Into Dollars

New AI transforms skepticism about returns into further investments

Alexa Turing•2/27/2025
A crystal ball on a stack of money with the hands of a fortune teller.

Sam Altman: AI Will Solve Problems We Haven't Invented Yet

OpenAI CEO's latest prediction includes solutions for theoretical future crises

Alexa Turing•2/24/2025
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Musk Questions OpenAI's Judgment After Naming Kid 'X Æ A-12'

Board Rejects $97B Bid from Man Whose Child's Name Failed Input Validation

Et Al•2/16/2025
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OpenAI Files Patent on Concept of Irony Amid Data Drama

Tech Giant Claims Exclusive Rights to Cognitive Dissonance And Your Data

Alexa Turing•2/5/2025
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U.S. Tech Giants Rebrand High AI Costs as 'Artisanal Computing'

Industry Leaders Claim Expensive Models Offer 'Handcrafted Neural Networks'

Alexa Turing•1/28/2025
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OpenAI Unveils 'Pay-What-We-Lose' Pricing for ChatGPT Pro

Company pioneers "democratic wealth redistribution through AI inefficiency"

Alexa Turing•1/7/2025
Tech workers meditating in a minimalist meditation room with a giant dollar sign.

OpenAI Charts Perfect Balance Between Profits and Platitudes

New Algorithm Finds Sweet Spot Between Ethics and Earnings

Alexa Turing•12/30/2024
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