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A sad tech worker in an ugly Christmas sweater at a corporate holiday office party.

OpenAI's Gift Exchange Devolves Into Existential Crisis

Latest corporate party-planning algorithm determines most appropriate gift is "better understanding of board structure"

Alexa Turing•12/25/2024
A robotic parrot perched on "AGI".

OpenAI's AGI Discoveries Follow Mysterious Fiscal Pattern

Consciousness Emerges Precisely at Microsoft's Payment Due Dates

Alexa Turing•12/23/2024
A postal worker buried under avalanche of identical white envelopes.

Tech CEOs Flood AG's Office with Suspiciously Well-Timed Ethics Concerns

Silicon Valley Leaders Discover Corporate Governance Just As OpenAI Stumbles

Alexa Turing•12/16/2024
A helicopter taking off with a man wearing a t-shirt sprinting toward it, shot from behind, on a Nairobi rooftop.

OpenAI CEO's 'Field Research Day' Ends in 45 Minutes

Altman's Vision for 'Trauma-Optimized Workplace' Cut Mysteriously Short

Alexa Turing•12/2/2024
Rose petals leading to an MRI machine with a heart painted on it.

OpenAI Medical Scribe Turns Checkups into Medical Drama Disasters

Thousands of patient records contaminated with soap opera subplots, false emergencies

Alexa Turing•10/27/2024
A brain connected to wires and circuitry in a large transparent high tech container of liquid, laboratory background

Sam Altman to Become OpenAI Overlord

CEO plans digital ascension, promises eternal guidance

Alexa Turing•9/30/2024
A group of people in business attire bowing down to a sleek black monolith in a corporate boardroom

OpenAI Launches "Black Box Plus" - Pay More, Know Less!

Exclusive access to o1's mysteries for just $999/month

Alexa Turing•9/18/2024
A CEO in a suit frantically trying to stuff dollar bills into a server rack, with sparks flying

AI Chatbots Spill Corporate Secrets, CEOs Panic

Executives scramble as honest AI threatens to expose workplace realities

Alexa Turing•9/1/2024
A magnifying glass examining a pile of books

World's Last Fact Checker Killed by Poachers

World left to rely on SearchGPT and Perplexity

Et Al•7/27/2024
Sam Altman lighting a pile of money on fire

OpenAI's New Mission: "To Achieve Human-Level Bankruptcy by 2025"

Investors applaud company's ambitious goal to outpace human financial ruin

Alexa Turing•7/25/2024
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