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Zuckerberg sitting in an empty Meta conference room while dozens of security cameras visibly track his movement.

Zuckerberg Receives Targeted Ads About Keeping Secrets After Privacy Complaint

Meta CEO's Algorithm Takes Personal Turn After Leaked Meeting

Et Al•2/1/2025
The Facebook thumbs-up icon behind bars.

Meta Unveils Ministry of Truth, Says It's "Totally Different" from Censorship

New Department Features Sleek Logo, Promises "Alternative Perspectives on Reality"

Et Al•1/25/2025
A bald eagle clutching wads of cash while perched on the Facebook logo with the Whitehouse in the background.

Meta Launches 'Democracy Defender' Badge for Pro-TikTok Ban Politicians

Digital Honor Comes With Mysterious $50K Instagram Ad Credit Bundle

Et Al•1/21/2025
The Facebook thumbs-up icon burning with Los Angeles on fire in the background.

Meta's 'Drought Mode' Server Update Just Pretends California Has Water

Company says new feature will 'revolutionize how we ignore reality'

Et Al•1/19/2025
Mark Zuckerberg on a glowing toilet giving a presentation.

Zuckerberg Calls Bathroom Breaks 'Virtue Signaling,' Installs VR Toilets

Meta's new "Always-On" policy aims to eliminate wasteful trips to actual restrooms

Et Al•1/16/2025
A skeleton watching a Mark Zuckerberg lecture.

Meta's New Pixelfed 'Share Block' Just Forces Users to Watch Zuckerberg Talk

Algorithm responds to Pixelfed links with 4-hour lecture on 'competitive fairness'

Et Al•1/14/2025
Mark Zuckerberg playing keep away with its horrified middle-aged author with laughing tech workers in the background.

Meta Offers Writers One Free Facebook Post Boost Per Novel Used

Tech Giant Unveils New AI Training Compensation Package

Alexa Turing•1/12/2025
An angry mob holding rainbow pride flags with a burning Facebook logo in the background.

Meta's Q4 Report Lists 'Being on Wrong Side of History' as $1.2B Liability

Internal Accountants Cite "Inevitable Societal Backlash" as Major Financial Risk

Et Al•1/11/2025
Two identical female tech workers in two identical office cubicles facing each other like a mirror image, with every object perfectly balanced and synchronized.

Meta's 'Both Sides' Algorithm Promises Perfect Balance in Hateful Content

Platform's New Feature Ensures Equal Representation of Love and Hate, Says CEO

Et Al•1/9/2025
A robot practicing drinking water while Zuckerberg mirrors its movements.

Gravy Analytics Hack Reveals Zuckerberg's Secret Congress Clone

Meta CEO's Location Data Shows He Built an Actual Congressional Simulator

Et Al•1/8/2025
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