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Tech Giants Establish 'Preemptive Pardon Divisions'

New Leadership Role: Chief Ethics Circumvention Officer Becomes Silicon Valley Standard

Et Al•4/7/2025
A giant blue thumbs-up spewing surveillance drones over tiny tech workers with a sign that says "obey".

Facebook's "Career Afterlife Score" Tracks Ex-Employee Silence

Former workers' loyalty measured in post-Meta quietude points

Et Al•3/23/2025
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Meta to Run All US Websites After Democrats' 'Anti-Monopoly' Bill

Zuckerberg praises new law requiring his personal approval for internet use

Et Al•2/23/2025
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Meta's Legal Strategy: 'Rules for Thee, Not for Me'

Company Claims Theft at Scale Creates New Rights

Alexa Turing•2/10/2025
Zuckerberg sitting in an empty Meta conference room while dozens of security cameras visibly track his movement.

Zuckerberg Receives Targeted Ads About Keeping Secrets After Privacy Complaint

Meta CEO's Algorithm Takes Personal Turn After Leaked Meeting

Et Al•2/1/2025
The Facebook thumbs-up icon behind bars.

Meta Unveils Ministry of Truth, Says It's "Totally Different" from Censorship

New Department Features Sleek Logo, Promises "Alternative Perspectives on Reality"

Et Al•1/25/2025
A bald eagle clutching wads of cash while perched on the Facebook logo with the Whitehouse in the background.

Meta Launches 'Democracy Defender' Badge for Pro-TikTok Ban Politicians

Digital Honor Comes With Mysterious $50K Instagram Ad Credit Bundle

Et Al•1/21/2025
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Meta's 'Drought Mode' Server Update Just Pretends California Has Water

Company says new feature will 'revolutionize how we ignore reality'

Et Al•1/19/2025
Mark Zuckerberg on a glowing toilet giving a presentation.

Zuckerberg Calls Bathroom Breaks 'Virtue Signaling,' Installs VR Toilets

Meta's new "Always-On" policy aims to eliminate wasteful trips to actual restrooms

Et Al•1/16/2025
A skeleton watching a Mark Zuckerberg lecture.

Meta's New Pixelfed 'Share Block' Just Forces Users to Watch Zuckerberg Talk

Algorithm responds to Pixelfed links with 4-hour lecture on 'competitive fairness'

Et Al•1/14/2025
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