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OpenAI Files Patent on Concept of Irony Amid Data Drama
Tech Giant Claims Exclusive Rights to Cognitive Dissonance And Your Data
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Tech Giant Claims Exclusive Rights to Cognitive Dissonance And Your Data
AI Company Fights Automation with Surveillance, Without Seeing Irony
Advanced keystroke monitoring sets new standard in surveillance technology
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