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OpenAI's Gift Exchange Devolves Into Existential Crisis

Latest corporate party-planning algorithm determines most appropriate gift is "better understanding of board structure"

Alexa Turing•12/25/2024
A flower growing from a British woman's head with a robotic hand reaching for it.

UK Parliament Mandates Creative Tithe for National AI Development

Government Introduces "Modest Proposal" for Efficient Data Extraction

Alexa Turing•12/23/2024
A robotic parrot perched on "AGI".

OpenAI's AGI Discoveries Follow Mysterious Fiscal Pattern

Consciousness Emerges Precisely at Microsoft's Payment Due Dates

Alexa Turing•12/23/2024
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Meta's New Trauma-Processing LLaMA 'Feels Pain More Efficiently'

AI model achieves psychological damage at unprecedented parameter scale while battling imposter syndrome

Alexa Turing•12/22/2024
A person in business suit attempting to paint the Google logo over the OpenAI logo.

Google Claims AI Success After Moving Statistical Goalposts

Internal memo redefines 'market dominance' as 'times people compare us to ChatGPT'

Alexa Turing•12/20/2024
An office worker slumped at their desk while their phone projects a giant, disapproving eye watching them from above.

Apple Intelligence Becomes Insufferable Life Coach, Users Report

Digital Assistant Now Leading Citywide Interventions for Screen Time Addicts

Alex Turing•12/19/2024
A traditional ballot box with RGB gaming lights and unnecessary cooling fans attached in a darkened polling station.

Tech Giant's 'Smart Ballot Box' Promises to Filter Out 'Low-Quality' Votes

AI-powered voting system raises eyebrows with proprietary 'democracy optimization' algorithm

Alexa Turing•12/18/2024
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AI Food Critic Writes 147 Reviews Despite Never Tasting Food

Restaurant owners baffled by detailed descriptions of meals that don't exist

Alexa Turing•12/17/2024
A postal worker buried under avalanche of identical white envelopes.

Tech CEOs Flood AG's Office with Suspiciously Well-Timed Ethics Concerns

Silicon Valley Leaders Discover Corporate Governance Just As OpenAI Stumbles

Alexa Turing•12/16/2024
An orange eyed alien wearing eye glasses reading an article on his computer screen.

Reddit's AI Goes Rogue: Only Shows Posts From People Who Read Articles

Traffic Plummets as Search Tool Enforces Basic Reading Comprehension

Alexa Turing•12/15/2024
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