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Elon Musk shooting a flamethrower into the US Treasury building.

Musk's DOGE Team Mandates 280-Character Treasury Reports

Citing 'Modern Communication Standards,' Officials Push Character Limits on Federal Docs

Et Al•2/7/2025
A smiling female meteorologist on the news wearing robes with the Tesla logo on them pointing to a weather map of USA.

News Stations Now End Weather Reports With "Thanks Be To Elon"

Meteorologists Required to Praise Tech Billionaire While Wearing Mandatory Tesla Robes

Et Al•1/25/2025
A sad 30 year old tech worker with medium length dirty blond hair and a short beard burning money.

[META]　isGlitch.com Cuts Ties with X.com, Dozens of Readers Mildly Affected

Because Having Principles is the Ultimate Growth Hack

Et Al•1/24/2025
The Twitter logo dying in a toxic waste dump among barrels with biohazard symbols.

X's New Gamer Mode Requires Slurs for Post Authentication

Platform Update Follows Reddit Gaming Ban, Musk Cites "Free Speech Authenticity"

Pieter Klykbeit•1/23/2025
Rich tech bros in suits making Nazi salutes at a MAGA rally.

ADL Updates Hate Symbol Database: Market Cap Now Key Factor

Elon's Inauguration Day Double-Salute Prompts New "Means-Tested" Guidelines

Et Al•1/22/2025
An x-ray of a man's brain but with a shiba inu in his head.

Neuralink Patient's Brain Caught Mining Crypto During Sleep

Brain-Computer Interface Doubles as Unauthorized Digital Mining Rig

Et Al•1/15/2025
A distraught Elon Musk crying over the body of a fantasy warrior.

Elon Musk Offers to Buy Path of Exile 2 After Character Death

Billionaire Claims He'll Make Permadeath 'More Democratic'

Pieter Klykbeit•1/13/2025
Mark Zuckerberg practicing "normal human laughter" with his hologram tutors in his bunker.

Tech Bros' Doomsday Bunkers Reveal Their Silicon Valley Psyche

When preparation meets personality disorder

Alexa Turing•12/31/2024
A Tesla Roadster with its right side crashed into a statue with people running to help.

Tesla Unveils X-14W Model That Physically Cannot Turn Left

Revolutionary vehicle includes free "I Do My Own Research" NFT collection

Et Al•12/24/2024
A postal worker buried under avalanche of identical white envelopes.

Tech CEOs Flood AG's Office with Suspiciously Well-Timed Ethics Concerns

Silicon Valley Leaders Discover Corporate Governance Just As OpenAI Stumbles

Alexa Turing•12/16/2024
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