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Meta's Q4 Report Lists 'Being on Wrong Side of History' as $1.2B Liability

Internal Accountants Cite "Inevitable Societal Backlash" as Major Financial Risk

Et Al•1/11/2025
A smartphone melting in a toaster with an exhausted bald man wearing glasses frowning.

Phone Toaster Promises Salvation, Delivers Existential Crisis

Swippitt's $450 Battery Hub Makes Me Question Every Life Choice at CES 2025

Lester Girdle•1/10/2025
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Microsoft's Healthcare Bot Recommends Universal System Restart

Latest AI Medical Assistant Applies Tech Support Logic to All Health Conditions

Alexa Turing•1/10/2025
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Sony's Gaming Room: A Pedro Pascal Apocalypse Simulator

The Only Red Flag is the Price Tag

Lester Girdle•1/9/2025
Two identical female tech workers in two identical office cubicles facing each other like a mirror image, with every object perfectly balanced and synchronized.

Meta's 'Both Sides' Algorithm Promises Perfect Balance in Hateful Content

Platform's New Feature Ensures Equal Representation of Love and Hate, Says CEO

Et Al•1/9/2025
A cute kindergartener with a QR code tattoo on her forehead with too many security cameras in the background.

Palantir Claims Kids 'Love' Surveillance, According to Forced Data Collection

Privacy advocates alarmed as tech giant launches "Freedom From Freedom" initiative

Et Al•1/8/2025
A robot practicing drinking water while Zuckerberg mirrors its movements.

Gravy Analytics Hack Reveals Zuckerberg's Secret Congress Clone

Meta CEO's Location Data Shows He Built an Actual Congressional Simulator

Et Al•1/8/2025
A crowd of Uber Eats delivery drivers in identical poses, all standing perfectly still like statues in a Tim Hortons, with their phones glowing in unison.

UberEats Launches 'Competitive Waiting' Feature for Drivers

Platform gamifies standing still, promises 'enhanced earning potential' of up to $1.74/hr

Et Al•1/7/2025
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OpenAI Unveils 'Pay-What-We-Lose' Pricing for ChatGPT Pro

Company pioneers "democratic wealth redistribution through AI inefficiency"

Alexa Turing•1/7/2025
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[META - again, not that Meta] isGlitch.com Achieves Peak Digital Masochism, Migrates to Next.js

(Because Pain is Progress™)

Et Al•1/7/2025
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