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The acerbic voice behind Twitch's "Retro Reboot" has become Silicon Valley's most unlikely entertainment commentator. Born and raised in Johannesburg, South Africa, Klykbeit's journey from the southern hemisphere to the heart of the tech world is as unconventional as his obsession with all things past.
Armed with a Journalism degree from the University of Cape Town and an encyclopedic knowledge of pre-2000 pop culture, Klykbeit found his niche skewering the tech industry's future-obsession while championing the ghosts of entertainment past.
His articles, like "Why Pong Still Beats Your Fancy VR Games" and "Stranger Things: Not Strange Enough for True 80s Kids," blend biting sarcasm with unapologetic nostalgia. Klykbeit's Spotify playlists are strictly vinyl-era, his movie reviews compare everything unfavorably to Kubrick, and he insists modern TV peaked with "The Twilight Zone."
When not writing, Klykbeit hosts retro gaming tournaments on his prized CRT TV or organizes singalongs to his collection of 8-track tapes. He reluctantly uses Twitter, but only via a client that makes it look like a BBS from 1985.
In a world chasing the next big thing, Pieter Klykbeit stands as a guardian of pop culture past, reminding us that innovation isn't always improvement.
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