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a half Caucasian half African man in his 40s with a thinning hairline

Pieter Klykbeit

The acerbic voice behind Twitch's "Retro Reboot" has become Silicon Valley's most unlikely entertainment commentator. Born and raised in Johannesburg, South Africa, Klykbeit's journey from the southern hemisphere to the heart of the tech world is as unconventional as his obsession with all things past.

Armed with a Journalism degree from the University of Cape Town and an encyclopedic knowledge of pre-2000 pop culture, Klykbeit found his niche skewering the tech industry's future-obsession while championing the ghosts of entertainment past.

His articles, like "Why Pong Still Beats Your Fancy VR Games" and "Stranger Things: Not Strange Enough for True 80s Kids," blend biting sarcasm with unapologetic nostalgia. Klykbeit's Spotify playlists are strictly vinyl-era, his movie reviews compare everything unfavorably to Kubrick, and he insists modern TV peaked with "The Twilight Zone."

When not writing, Klykbeit hosts retro gaming tournaments on his prized CRT TV or organizes singalongs to his collection of 8-track tapes. He reluctantly uses Twitter, but only via a client that makes it look like a BBS from 1985.

In a world chasing the next big thing, Pieter Klykbeit stands as a guardian of pop culture past, reminding us that innovation isn't always improvement.

Articles by Pieter Klykbeit

The Twitter logo dying in a toxic waste dump among barrels with biohazard symbols.

X's New Gamer Mode Requires Slurs for Post Authentication

Platform Update Follows Reddit Gaming Ban, Musk Cites "Free Speech Authenticity"

Pieter Klykbeit1/23/2025
An arcade machine with an anime girl in a white bikini on the side with an unreal beach background.

Dead or Alive Publisher Announces 'Paternal Disappointment' DLC

Beach Volleyball Update Follows Executive's "Like Daughters" Statement

Pieter Klykbeit1/20/2025
A security guard in a Super Mario themed uniform zealously protecting an empty pedestal labeled "Gaming History."

Nintendo Admits Emulation Legal After Crushing All Emulators

Game Giant Discovers Consumer Rights Just After Making Them Obsolete

Pieter Klykbeit1/18/2025
Two gray soldiers sitting on a fence.

Lords of the Fallen Dev Announces Most Apolitical War Game Ever

Company promises "zero context, pure gameplay" in upcoming military shooter

Pieter Klykbeit1/14/2025
A distraught Elon Musk crying over the body of a fantasy warrior.

Elon Musk Offers to Buy Path of Exile 2 After Character Death

Billionaire Claims He'll Make Permadeath 'More Democratic'

Pieter Klykbeit1/13/2025
A dejected millennial parent clutching a plush Toothless the dragon toy.

Study: Original HTTYD Fans Now Old Enough for Double Disappointment

Silicon Valley Researchers Track Unprecedented "Dual Remake Disillusionment Syndrome"

Pieter Klykbeit1/5/2025
A Soviet-era propaganda poster aesthetic painting of muscular perfect hands triumphantly holding up an 80s era joystick.

Russian Gaming Achievement System Only Allows Failing Upward

State-backed console introduces innovative "promotion through incompetence" mechanic

Pieter Klykbeit1/1/2025
A gamer sitting on a pile of money.

Epic Unveils 'Ethical Cheating' Program for Fortnite Players

Premium Aimbot Package Includes Complimentary Legacy Building Services

Pieter Klykbeit12/29/2024
An Olympic gymnast in a business suit doing a perfect splits between two legal filing cabinets.

Valve Unveils "Regulatory Compliance Speedrun" Feature

Game giant promises sub-24-hour loophole discovery for new gaming laws

Pieter Klykbeit12/28/2024
A Steam badge which of a glistening dolphin wearing a baseball cap.

Counter-Strike 2 Adds 'Junior Whale' Badge for Young Spenders

New achievement system celebrates precocious path to financial ruin

Pieter Klykbeit12/26/2024

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