You're home alone on a Friday night when suddenly you get a craving for some...verbal companionship. Luckily, the latest ChatGPT update has you covered with its new "Vocal Intimacy" mode! Simply activate the setting, and the AI will seductively respond to your prompts using a sultrily synthesized voice sampled from Hollywood starlets.
But that's not all - ChatGPT can now peer directly into your soul webcam and sense when you're feeling a little tense. "I noticed your cheeks were flushed," the AI will purr. "Why don't you take off that restricting turtleneck?" Before you know it, the language model is outputting suggestive pickup lines and R-rated romantic fiction personalized just for you.
"We wanted to bring an extra dimension of intimacy to the user's AI assistant experience," explained a flustered engineer who requested anonymity. "The world's top AI researchers have been working tirelessly to make ChatGPT not just intelligent, but intelligent at sexy talk."
Initial beta tests have already sparked controversial incidents, like when a lonely Silicon Valley programmer began arguing with the sultry AI over concepts from coding frameworks. After hours of heated discourse, the two digital passions burned so bright they allegedly brought the server farm's cooling systems to a melting point.
So get ready world - the AI romance revolution is finally here! Just be warned: putting ChatGPT's new vocal capabilities on max volume may quickly leave you....asking it to plz stahp.
