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A corporate boardroom where every seat is occupied by identical rubber ducks wearing tiny business ties.

Microsoft's AI Filter Now Fights Phishing with Better Phishing

Security experts warn of 'recursive scam optimization' as defenders outsmart themselves

Alexa Turing•1/3/2025
A black office worker sleeping in An office cubicle decorated entirely with dream catchers hanging from the ceiling.

Microsoft Mandates Dream Journals to Track Employee Growth Mindset

Internal memo reveals workers must document how REM cycles align with corporate values

Et Al•11/10/2024
A Microsoft engineer in business casual hiding under his desk while his PC screen glows ominously blue behind him.

Microsoft Halts Recall After AI Obsesses Over Users' Worst Moments

Internal emails reveal AI keeps creating "Life-Changing Moments You Completely Fumbled" collections

Alexa Turing•11/4/2024
Satya Nadella firing employees over zoom, his macbook screen showing a Zoom grid of sad people crying.

Microsoft CEO's "Art of Failing Upward" Course Sells Out in Minutes

Record-breaking 100,000 tech executives sign up to learn layoff-to-bonus alchemy

Et Al•10/26/2024
A man giving a TEDx talk with a plastic bag over his head.

Microsoft Copilot Embraces 'Air Isn't Real' Theory, Citing Own Wisdom

Revolutionary AI Shows "Unprecedented Critical Thinking" By Questioning Atmospheric Paradigm

Alexa Turing•10/23/2024
A smiling employee in business attire holding a bottle of potassium iodide pills

Microsoft's Rad New Perk: A Lifetime Supply of Potassium Iodide

Tech giant sweetens relocation package for Three Mile Island data center staff

Et Al•9/22/2024
a desktop computer sitting in the middle of a pool of oil, oil derricks in the background

Microsoft's 'Green AI' Data Center: A Crude Solution

Tech giant taps into renewable rhetoric with oil-powered innovation

Et Al•9/16/2024
A middle-aged suburbanite peering suspiciously over a fence with binoculars, wearing "Neighborhood OS Watch" t-shirt

Microsoft's New Snitch Program Turns Neighborhoods into OS Warzones

Redmond Giant Encourages Users to Report Windows 11 Requirement Dodgers

Et Al•8/21/2024
A chaotic office scene with employees frantically rummaging through each other's desks while papers fly everywhere

Microsoft's 'Corporate Transparency' Backfires Spectacularly

Copilot Studio's New Feature Airs Everyone's Dirty Laundry

Alexa Turing•8/12/2024
a black tech worker with beige paint covering her face

Microsoft Replaces DEI Team with "Department of Exact Imitation"

New hires to undergo "personality flattening" before starting work

Et Al•7/20/2024
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