Pentagon's New War Plan: "We Asked ChatGPT For The Angriest Option"
Military Officials Replace Strategic Doctrine With AI-Generated Confidence Scores
Alexa Turing•4/4/2025
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OpenAI Engineers Develop Revolutionary New Technology: The 'Donation Button' for Wikipedia
After years of ingesting free knowledge, AI firm discovers reciprocity
Alexa Turing•4/3/2025
X Announces Revolutionary 'Pre-Leaked Data' Feature: 'Why Wait for Hackers?'
Platform Innovates by Releasing User Information Before Someone Else Does
Et Al•4/2/2025
Google Hides Ads In Your Family Photos, Calls It "Innovation"
New "Ad Camouflage" feature replaces Grandma with Grubhub, seamlessly
Et Al•4/1/2025
OpenAI's New Feature Detects and Eliminates Original Thought
CritIQ™ halts dangerous episodes of independent reasoning before they occur
Alexa Turing•3/31/2025
SSA Makes Seniors Mine Crypto to Prove They're Alive for Benefits
New "Proof-of-Life-via-Proof-of-Work" system touted as "revolutionary efficiency measure" by government tech bros
Et Al•3/30/2025
After X Acquisition, xAI Will Make All Tweets "Sound More Elonian"
New "Muskification Algorithm" to optimize user content for maximum disruptive thought leadership
Alexa Turing•3/29/2025
Reddit Launches "Billionaire Feelings Matter" Moderation Tool
New algorithm prioritizes CEO text messages over actual community guidelines
Et Al•3/28/2025
Signal Introduces 'Moron Mode' to Prevent National Security Blunders
New feature automatically detects and blocks messages about bombing civilian targets
Et Al•3/27/2025
Google Rebrands Military Division: "Don't Be Evil, But Like, Ironically™"
Tech giant unveils new slogan after $8 billion Wiz acquisition, doubles down on defense contracts
Et Al•3/26/2025