
Google Hides Ads In Your Family Photos, Calls It "Innovation"
New "Ad Camouflage" feature replaces Grandma with Grubhub, seamlessly
New "Ad Camouflage" feature replaces Grandma with Grubhub, seamlessly
CritIQ™ halts dangerous episodes of independent reasoning before they occur
New "Proof-of-Life-via-Proof-of-Work" system touted as "revolutionary efficiency measure" by government tech bros
New "Muskification Algorithm" to optimize user content for maximum disruptive thought leadership
New algorithm prioritizes CEO text messages over actual community guidelines
New feature automatically detects and blocks messages about bombing civilian targets
Tech giant unveils new slogan after $8 billion Wiz acquisition, doubles down on defense contracts
Defense Secretary Tops National Autocorrect Excuse Ranking™ With Unprecedented Phone Alibi
Tech Giant Monetizes Repression After Turkey Success Story
Former workers' loyalty measured in post-Meta quietude points
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