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Google Hides Ads In Your Family Photos, Calls It "Innovation"

New "Ad Camouflage" feature replaces Grandma with Grubhub, seamlessly

Et Al•4/1/2025
A teen student staring with a vacant look at a tablet screen on his desk.

OpenAI's New Feature Detects and Eliminates Original Thought

CritIQ™ halts dangerous episodes of independent reasoning before they occur

Alexa Turing•3/31/2025
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SSA Makes Seniors Mine Crypto to Prove They're Alive for Benefits

New "Proof-of-Life-via-Proof-of-Work" system touted as "revolutionary efficiency measure" by government tech bros

Et Al•3/30/2025
An X on a CPU.

After X Acquisition, xAI Will Make All Tweets "Sound More Elonian"

New "Muskification Algorithm" to optimize user content for maximum disruptive thought leadership

Alexa Turing•3/29/2025
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Reddit Launches "Billionaire Feelings Matter" Moderation Tool

New algorithm prioritizes CEO text messages over actual community guidelines

Et Al•3/28/2025
A clown wearing a suit typing on his smartphone while sitting on a missile.

Signal Introduces 'Moron Mode' to Prevent National Security Blunders

New feature automatically detects and blocks messages about bombing civilian targets

Et Al•3/27/2025
A Google flying drone with a bomb underneath.

Google Rebrands Military Division: "Don't Be Evil, But Like, Ironically™"

Tech giant unveils new slogan after $8 billion Wiz acquisition, doubles down on defense contracts

Et Al•3/26/2025
A smartphone with an open door on the screen.

Hegseth's Magical Autocorrect Claims Yemen Strike Plans Wrote Themselves

Defense Secretary Tops National Autocorrect Excuse Ranking™ With Unprecedented Phone Alibi

Et Al•3/25/2025
A smartphone with prison bars emerging from the screen, entrapping graduation cap wearing people inside.

X's "Dissent Detector" Transforms Censorship Into Profit Center

Tech Giant Monetizes Repression After Turkey Success Story

Et Al•3/24/2025
A giant blue thumbs-up spewing surveillance drones over tiny tech workers with a sign that says "obey".

Facebook's "Career Afterlife Score" Tracks Ex-Employee Silence

Former workers' loyalty measured in post-Meta quietude points

Et Al•3/23/2025
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