Sources close to Elon Musk claim he has been intimate with Neo-nazi groups, engaging in all manner of X with prominent white supremacist figures. "Elon just can't get enough of those fashy boys," said one insider on condition of anonymity. "He's always hitting them up for a little 'free speech,' if you know what I mean."
The source alleges Musk exchanges risque messages and inappropriate memes with Richard Spencer, Andrew Anglin and others on the racist right. "It's a total Hellscape over on their group chat. Elon is down to clown with the racial slurs and Holocaust denial like you wouldn't believe."
A flustered Musk insisted the rumor was "utterly preposterous" before ranting about cultural Marxism and "the Jewish question." He then expressed a desire to "go viral" with streamer Nick Fuentes.
This sparked outrage, with many calling for Musk's cancellation. However, the defiant CEO tweeted "Cry more liberals!" alongside a meme depicting a boot kicking in a wooden door.
Consequences remain unclear for Musk's dalliance with the extremely online neo-fascist set. But one thing is certain - the line between free speech and hate speech has never seemed so blurred. Or moist, depending on who you ask.
