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Google Rebrands Military Division: "Don't Be Evil, But Like, Ironically™"

Tech giant unveils new slogan after $8 billion Wiz acquisition, doubles down on defense contracts

Et Al•3/26/2025
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Hegseth's Magical Autocorrect Claims Yemen Strike Plans Wrote Themselves

Defense Secretary Tops National Autocorrect Excuse Ranking™ With Unprecedented Phone Alibi

Et Al•3/25/2025
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X's "Dissent Detector" Transforms Censorship Into Profit Center

Tech Giant Monetizes Repression After Turkey Success Story

Et Al•3/24/2025
A giant blue thumbs-up spewing surveillance drones over tiny tech workers with a sign that says "obey".

Facebook's "Career Afterlife Score" Tracks Ex-Employee Silence

Former workers' loyalty measured in post-Meta quietude points

Et Al•3/23/2025
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Microsoft Introduces Nuclear-Powered Chatbot That Still Can't Tell If Image Contains Hot Dog

$80 Billion Investment Yields AI That Confuses Frankfurters With Fingers

Alexa Turing•3/21/2025
A flaming Tesla logo with a crown of thorns above a protest.

Musk: "Resistance Is Futile," Vows DOGE War on Fire Departments

Tech CEO's response to burning Teslas includes plans to "optimize" firefighting industry out of existence

Et Al•3/20/2025
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Roku's "Breaking Point" Study Measures Exact Moment Users Throw TVs Out Window

Company pioneers revolutionary "pre-content content" to maximize ad delivery before viewer revolt

Et Al•3/19/2025
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Study on Deadly Email Signatures Kills Six People With Traffic

Carbon-conscious researcher creates electricity-guzzling tools to tell you about electricity-guzzling emails

Et Al•3/18/2025
Luigi from Super Mario Bros dressed in a black hoodie holding a pistol on a Manhattan street.

Reddit's "ThoughtCrime AI" Can Ban You for Thinking About Luigi

New algorithm determines ban-worthiness from cursor movements, eyebrow thickness, and healthcare-adjacent neural patterns

Alexa Turing•3/17/2025
A Tesla with a forest camo paint job in a parking space with its owner hiding in shame.

Tesla Anonymous: Where Owners Hide Cars Like Shameful Secrets

Former EV status symbol now driven under cover of darkness

Et Al•3/16/2025
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